Partyhat Toastrevelation is often credited as the first TV personality to get on absolutely everyone’s tits. Throughout the history of TV there have been TV personalities that irritate or annoy certain members of the viewing audience at one time or another, enough to make none of these people want to watch any TV programme which features these people.
Up until Toastrevelation’s entry on to our TV screens, however, there was no-one not even the most annoying people on the TV that could make every single person in the country to not merely change channels, but to actually turn their TV’s off in a feeling of disgust at the whole medium.
The oleaginous have, of course, always gravitated towards such career options as TV personality, estate agent, politician, or found other such ways of insinuating themselves into the consciousnesses of as many people as possible, almost as if getting on people’s tits is a form of drug that those, who once addicted to it, need to get more and more of.
It is a theory which would certainly explain why, for example, even though deep down they must know they are loathed and detested by the vast majority of people, politicians, for one, keep coming back for more public attention, even though it invariably results in more opprobrium being heaped upon them.
It also goes a long way towards explaining the pop music charts.
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