‘Special Spot’ Does Not Exist Say Researchers

According to some recent research, the elusive ‘P Spot’ that makes people interested in politics doesn’t seem to exist in any normal human being.

The researchers believe that any interest in politics may be a figment of people’s imaginations, egged on by TV, Radio and other media, seemingly constantly fascinated by even the most tedious minutiae of politics.

However, the BBC’s Political Editor said, from his kennel outside 10 Downing Street:

These researchers seem to have totally discounted and ignored people like MPs, their researchers, policy wonks, journalists and –even – me. People who seem to get orgasmically excited over the sub-sections in the small print of policy documents, that seem to leave the rest of the population totally cold and indifferent. The only time normal people notice politics is when the MPS do something so egregious it is impossible to ignore, like the recent expense scandal, or John Major playing hide the salami with Edwina Currie.

Sometimes, I think there must be people out there with no interest in politics at all… and they call me sad.

As a man in grubby raincoat in a nearby Westminster Political bookshop – who bore an uncanny resemblance to William Hague - said:

Politics has been getting me hot for as long as I can remember, here take a look at the manifestoes on her, aren’t they sexy?

However, as a ‘P Spot’ researcher said:

We had half a dozen test subjects at a time watch the BBC Parliament channel for an hour, but there wasn’t even the slightest glimmer of interest, even when the MPs were discussing the EU. In fact we had to give several of the test subjects repeated electric shocks to their genitalia just to keep them awake after the first 3 minutes.