Charity Worker Of The Year

Beaujolais Stalactite - this year's winner of the Charity Worker Of The Year award is now only really seen at the celebrity parties and other shindigs associated with her charity Young Ladies For The Relief Of Exceptionally Wealthy Older Men (YLREWOM). Of course, Stalactite herself is no longer such a young lady, but she does - unselfishly - make herself available to advise any younger woman feels a need to offer some kind of executive relief to the wealthier older man.

Stalactite was - in her younger days - so devoted to her cause that she would often marry a wealthy old man sometimes only mere days after the funeral of her previous husband. That was, of course, providing any greedy and selfish relatives of her late husband had not instigated any legal proceedings over the provisions the wealthy elderly gentleman had made in his final Will - which invariably seemed to leave the entire estate to his grieving young widow. This was proof, stalactite often claimed, of just how good she was at providing the necessary relief for the elderly gentleman in his - all too brief - final months.

Although only one of her twenty-seven marriages to wealthy older men lasted longer than six months, the Billionairess Stalactite does not feel she has wasted her youth in her devotion to her charitable cause. So she still works tirelessly to seek out as many exceptionally wealthy older men to introduce to the many young ladies who selflessly devote themselves to working on behalf of her charity.