The FBI in America has issued fresh digitally-enhanced photographs of Osama Bin laden in an attempt to discover his current whereabouts.
The new photograph shows the terrorist leader with wavy grey and black hair, wearing western clothes and without his trade mark ‘naughty foreign-person’ beard.
The terrorist leader who blames America for all the world’s woes is believed to be hiding in a fortified bunker deep within the secret terrorist enclave of Downing Street in London, where - intelligence sources believe – he is planning the downfall of a leading western nation through the use of his terrorist organisation the All-Krappilabour-party, which he has used to create havoc throughout Great Britain over the last few years.
Several western intelligence agencies are keen to discover the whereabouts of this man as soon as possible, so they can bring about an end to his reign of terror in the UK, where this terrorist leader has been personally responsible for several fundamentalist attacks on the liberty of ordinary people, the destruction of the British economy, severe damage to the social fabric of the country as well as his deadly use of the well-aimed Nokia, which - anti-terrorist sources say - makes him a real and present danger to the world.
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