[Phwooaaah! – possibly….]
The British porn industry last night broadly welcomed ‘Dirty Harry’ Harman’s latest bit of fruit-loopery… proposal that half of the shadow cabinet posts for the Labour party should be filled by women.
As a spokeswoman for the porn industry simpered breathlessly:
Obviously with such a significant number of the Labour party’s top women away from home attending shadow cabinet meetings, the House of Commons and so on, it means that their husbands are going to have to spend a lot of time on their own at home.
Obviously, you know what that means, don’t you? Although, we would strongly suggest that this time they learn to keep it off the wife’s expenses claims, if only for the sake of domestic harmony
The porn industry is also hoping that with the increased number of women getting these tops jobs. albeit only in the Labour party, that it could lead to other women going out to get high-flying , high status jobs, or even just going into politics, leaving many, many more British husbands and boyfriends to spend even more time alone with their – already extensive - porn collections.
As the spokeswoman breathed orgasmically:
This could be a boom time for us, if Harman’s proposal takes off like we expect it to. After all, it is exactly why the people who think kind of unreal tokenistic lunacy is a good idea join the Labour party in the first place.
In other news, the London Stock Exchange reported a strong increase in the price of Kleenex shares immediately after Harman’s initiative was announced.
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