Scientists have now confirmed that there used to be substantial amounts of water on the planet Mars. The scientists, from a university in the USA, have also confirmed just how and why Mars became the dry dead barren planet that it is now, without a single drop of water left on it.
Studying the video footage from NASA's Mars Exploration Rover Spirit, the scientists were astounded to discover that what they assumed was just another one of Mar’s huge mountain ranges was nothing of the sort.
As one of the scientists explained:
What the Mars Rover discovered that day took us all by surprise when it discovered overwhelming evidence that there had once been life on Mars. Furthermore, this discovery goes to show that it did once acquire a large degree of civilisation and sophistication.
However, something did go terribly, terribly wrong; destroying not only that Martian civilisation, but it also destroyed the planet’s entire climate and used up every single drop of water on the planet.
It seems that what the Mars Rover discovered that day was a huge mountain, higher than any mountain on the Earth, made entirely from discarded plastic water bottles.
As the scientist explained further:
It seems that - for some yet unexplained reason - every Martian living on Mars took it into their head to start carrying around a plastic bottle half-filled with water – for no apparent reason – everywhere they went.
Soon the entire economy of the planet was devoted to producing plastic bottles and then half-filling them with water for the Martians to carry around with them all the time.
Quite simply within a few years there were no more resources left, the civilisation collapsed and every single drop of water on the planet was used to half-fill those plastic bottles, with the result that everything on the planet died, leaving the planet as we know it today.
I’m just glad that we on this planet are not quite that stu…. Ah….
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