Well, there it is, probably not quite as interesting as you’d first thought, but still, at least it sort of looks the part… well, yes, if only from a distance. Still, as they say (whoever the fuck they are), you can’t have everything. Although, if you have the cupboard space, I – for one – don’t see why not. After all, it would be a good idea for someone to look after all this stuff, rather than just leaving it all lying around as we do now.
The universe could do with a bit of tidying up.
For example, take that Dark Matter… well, someone ought to. No-one, it seems can remember where they put it, or even what they wanted it for. Therefore, now it is just left around, apparently just lying all over the universe.
Then, there is a matter of those black holes too. They can be a bit on the dangerous side, can’t they? Sucking in everything that passes them like that fat bloke you see standing outside Greggs on a weekend seemingly trying to stuff the shop’s whole daily stock into his gob. I mean, I’m not one of these Heath and Safety maniacs, but it seems just common sense to put up a few warning signs just beyond the point where the black hole will start to suck you in. Perhaps a fence too… or maybe that is going a bit too far.
I reckon as well that if they want to solve this Global Cooling… global warming… climate change they keep boring us all shitless with, as well as saving some energy they ought to seriously consider turning the sun off at night too.
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