Dangerous Pets Need To Be Controlled

The people of the UK have decided that, as the country seems to be going to the dogs, then - in future - all political parties in Great Britain will have to take out third-party insurance on all the politicians they keep as pets because of the severe damage caused by certain out of control ‘dangerous politicians’ over recent years.

There is also a growing demand that any political party that keeps out of control MPs should have the MP’s ability to claim excessive expenses muzzled and those that keep taking their leggy young ‘researchers’ on fact-finding trips to exotic beach locations should be neutered.

The people of the UK are especially concerned about what seems to be a new breed of politician, called the Pitiful bullshitter, which seems to delight in causing damage to the UK in whatever form it can. For example, some of the Pitiful Bullshitters owned by the Labour party have, over recent years, viciously savaged the economy, education, law and order and many other such parts of society for no apparent reason other than a malevolent, ferocious destructiveness.

Recently, there have been reports of one such ‘out of control’ government minister ‘Mad Hatters’ Harman, trying to intimidate and threaten people into being ‘more equal’ by growling at them and attempting to savagely attack their sense of reality.

The people of the UK are also concerned that some of the political parties are keeping politicians just so that those politicians can intimidate ordinary people into voting for them at elections, and there are a growing number of calls for the breeding of politicians to be outlawed.

As one recently-savaged voter said:

Oh, these political parties like to have plenty of MPs as pets that they keep on leads that they can whip into doing all sorts of dangerous things to the country. However, once these MPS are allowed to get into government then they just run wild, savaging the country and viciously attacking anyone who gets in their way. They are simply out of control and ought to be put down.