Some government press ads, meant to scare the UK population shitless over the possible dangers of climate change, have been banned by the Advertising Standards Authority, for being - as the ASA press release stated:
A complete load of bollocks.
The ads which featured scores of people running around, like headless chickens being chased by chainsaw-wielding psycho-foxes, all screaming: ‘We’re all going to die and its all YOUR fault, you heartless selfish bastard!’ at the viewer, have been running for 3 minutes at a time during every single ad-break at peak viewing time, causing several hundred people with nothing better to do, and – apparently, no mute button or off-switch - to complain about them to the ASA.
[Ed ‘cracking cheese Gromit’ Millimetre]
In response, climate change secretary Ed ‘cracking cheese Gromit’ Millimetre responded by dismissing the agency’s attack on the ads:
We are the holy and the righteous, anything we may slightly exaggerate, or even totally make-up and lie about, is only ever done for that most noble of reasons – keeping this – the people’s - government in power. Furthermore, we are – as a government - committed to pissing tax-payer’s money up the wall on ads for things that those who care about the subject will already know all about anyway, while those that don’t give a toss about it will still continue not give a toss about, no matter what we do. As a government we strongly believe that tax-payer’s money is our money to spend on whatever we want to spend it on, even if it is a load of bollocks. So piss off and leave us alone before I introduce a bill to make you illegal.
However, as an environmental journalist said:
Of course, to the government whether there is such a thing as so-called ’climate change’, or not is irrelevant. What matters to them is the opportunities it gives them to exert more social control over the populace, and as a way to increase their tax take in order to pay for that increased social control. Not only that, it does produce situations that all governments love, a chance to divert attention away from the government and towards something else seemingly more catastrophically scary. This is especially useful when the government –as usual – has cocked something up and needs to divert attention away from itself for a while.
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