Sometimes, it seems as though someone has left the door open and the entire room has filled up with small Welsh canteen manageresses while no-one was looking… well, at least in this part of the country, anyway. In other parts of the country, not quite so close to the Welsh border regions, then you may suddenly find yourself overrun by East Anglian double-glazing salesmen, Cockney banjo-impersonators or even badger whisperers from Yorkshire.
Although, reports of some unfortunate people's houses suffering unexplained infestations of Media Studies students from Cornwall has been put down to hysteria whipped up by tabloid newspapers eager to have something other than the thighs of lady tennis players to report upon during the impending political closed-season.
Having said that though, the reports of quantity surveyors from Illfracombe suddenly – and inexplicably – appearing in people's kitchens has been confirmed, and - what is more – put down to someone in Ludlow forgetting to turn off a dripping tap properly.
However, the authorities are reporting that they do have the situation under control, at least as far north as Bradford. That, then, should at least put your mind at rest for the time being, that is – of course - unless you are unfortunate enough to be residing somewhere north of Bradford, in which case the authorities seem to be suggesting you are on your own.
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