Anyway, Deidre, are those the Tadpole Infestation devices, or are you just pleased to see me? I have the Digestive biscuits, here, in the plastic container with an airtight seal. Therefore, we no longer have to fear the airline stewardesses, but the seal can sometimes be temperamental, so feed it plenty of freshly-caught haddock-flavour fish-style sticks.
Now, I do not know why the professional Toad Beguilers are massing in serried ranks, at the edge of the Leisure Centre car park. All I do know is that they are angry and hungry for revenge…. Well, either revenge or teacakes.
Consequently, as we have no more teacakes left, it very much looks as though it will be the revenge, then. Gird your loins, my little ukulele, for a highly-aroused Toad Beguiler hungry for revenge can be a fearsome sight this early in the morning. Especially when they rampage across a car park crazed with desire for teacakes. Many a woman, even ones as… er… handsome as you, Deidre, has oft had cause to rue the day they were caught up in such a fearsome event.
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