About That Hat

Now this may come as a surprise to you….

BOO!

Anyway, moving on, I see that very little is been written in the mainstream media about how much sellotape is really necessary to attach the Diversity Outreach Co-ordinator to the westward facing wall of your immediate neighbour-but-one’s garden shed. Surely, in this day and age the media must realise that ignoring such popular pastimes is the way to total oblivion. For example with the number of websites devoted to this particular popular pastime, the number of YouTube hits and the t-shirt sales that have turned what was once a quiet hobby of the devoted few into such a worldwide sensation makes it so hard to ignore or overlook. Normally, we would expect the newspapers and the print media to be devoting page upon page to it, like they do with any other sudden fashion, fad or trend.

I am beginning to suspect a conspiracy, and I suspect the penguins will be behind it… as usual.

Anyway, if you hold this pomegranate and cast your mind back to the heyday of Nationwide on our TV screens, I am sure you will agree that just maybe something is afoot that we do not know the wot of. At least, it may be an idea to keep an eye out for the penguins, at least until a week on Tuesday… perhaps longer.

Anyway, are you really sure about that hat?