Even though the banjo is within a five-mile radius of where we are about to attach the small tracking device to the left hind leg of this rather annoyed badger, there is still time to disarm any incipient banjo playing. This can be achieved by threats of first use of the sherry trifle, even though UN agreements on the use and deployment of sherry trifles explicitly ban first use.
However, there is a codicil to the UN agreement that explicitly allows first use of the sherry trifle if a state of incipient banjo playing can be detected, especially by undercover banjo players that may have been inserted into a country by a hostile power.
Furthermore, it is a well-known fact that several terrorist organisations have been working on a banjo-playing capability in order to bring fear and terror to the streets of several major western powers, and Belgium.
However, because of the dangers of first use of sherry trifle, especially if the more powerful fresh cream version is being considered for deployment, it is essential to know the precise location of the banjo players themselves.
Hence, the need to attach the tracking device to the specially-trained banjo seeking badger.
You couldn’t make up.
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