Fishcakes!

Now, as it happens, this is the time, but it is not the place. Last week, it was the place, but not the time.

We look all around and see all the things that smell like hamsters, but we do not see how we can exchange our small electronic consumer devices for other items of similar value and approximate utility.

This is what we know and this is what we remember. This is what we do not know and this is what we forget. But what is in the bucket remains a mystery.

How it goes, and what colour it is, will remain unknown. But now we have the spanners, so the camel has no alternative.

Even if it were possible, there is no-one here to use the moistened cloth to clean the underside leading edges of our unused Electronic Goat Bewilderment device. Not until next Thursday, anyway.

We forget so many things.

But we remember these things and you fondle the fishcakes.

I know so much, but I forget where it is kept and why the teaspoon is so necessary.

Look out! A goat! Bewilder it now!