The Crisis of Democracy in the UK

 

Earlier today it was announced by a governmental sacrificial spokesperson that the government has decided it needs more taxation money. Despite already taking most of people's money before they even have a chance to touch, stroke or fondle it, the government has now decreed that it needs to take even more of it. As the government spokesperson pointed out. 'After all, if we didn't take it off them, people would only go and spend it – more than likely on things we don't really approve of.'

However, a government-sponsored survey has recently disclosed that without some serious investment by the government, the British state will soon run out of walls up which they can piss away their tax revenues.

As the spokesman said: 'Unless there is a massive increase by about 20% per annum in the number of walls being built, then there is a very real danger that the government will no longer have enough walls in the country to piss taxpayers money up against.'

Some analysts are concerned that if the UK government runs out of these walls in the next few years, it could mean that governments in the future may have to piss tax payers money up against overseas walls, which could - in the long term – do untold harm to the ability of home-grown governments to waste hard-earned tax payers money in the way which UK voters have come to expect, which could – in a very real sense – lead to a crisis of democracy.