Retail Experience and Technological Innovation

Nowadays there aren't that many reasons why you would need to poke an assistant supermarket manager with a jumbo packet of cod-flavoured fish-style fingers early on a Tuesday and/or Friday morning, but you never know, which is why it is always best to be prepared. That is why Tatijunk Inc. have only this week introduced there real imitation plastic leather-look fish finger holster for shoppers everywhere (Except for the town of York, for the obvious Viking-related historical reasons, where the wearing of fish finger holsters has been banned since 883 AD).

This will – obviously – make the retail shopping experience much easier for shoppers who already have to cope with an overloaded shopping trolley where each wheel has a mind of its own and an apparent disinterest in going in the same direction as the rest of its siblings.

Therefore, the fish finger holster will enable the shopper to enjoy his/her retail experience without having to clutch a box of frozen fish fingers in the hand. Consequently, in the case of any sudden confrontation with an assistant supermarket manager, especially in the Baked Goods aisle, where it is not always possible to wield a box of frozen fish fingers successfully without causing some unintentional damage to the Eccles cakes, the box of fish-style eating fingers is always easily accessible. Thus making it ideal for any enquiry as to the whereabouts of the last item on your shopping list, which – for reasons known only to themselves – the management of the supermarket have removed from their traditional shelf, thus causing you consternation and chaos right at the climax of your retail experience.