Today’s Missive

Well, obviously any mentions of the mandolins would be – of course – superfluous, including this one.

This may – or may not – turn out to be a bit of a bugger.

We’ll just have to carry on and see if it becomes necessary to mention the… er… well, y’know… before we reach the end of today’s missive or not.

To be honest, I think we are in with a pretty good chance of getting away without any further mentions of the… well, like I said. After all, there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in your Argos catalogue, for example. It has been a while, but – as far as I can recall – there wasn’t even one of those things we are not mentioning again, today, in their last catalogue.

On the whole then, I think we could – just – get away with it, at least now that we are well past the halfway mark and are heading down the home straight. I recon one more paragraph should be enough for today.

After all, I’m sure you are a very busy person with lots to do, and plenty of other interesting websites to peruse, especially that one you’ve found were all those seemingly rather nice people like to do interesting things to each other whilst wearing the absolute minimal amount of clothing. In which case, I will leave you to get on with it knowing that we got all the way to the end with mentioning the mandolins again….

Oh, bugger!