Ah, but if we had world enough, and time… oh, and a banana I could show you things you know not the wot of, especially those things incorporating some of the more esoteric uses of the aforesaid banana, and several different ways to apply a fresh coat of creosote to any nearby hippopotami.
However, such is the current world economic situation that any uses of a banana for non-consumption purposes (as set out in the applicable EU regulations) would do more than be looked upon askance by the powers that be. This would especially be the case if it were deemed that we were approaching the dubious use of the foodstuff in a frivolous manner, or in a way likely to cause a breach of the peace, especially if the aforesaid hippopotamus did not feel the necessity for a new coat of creosote.
All in all, then, one the whole and taking all factors into consideration then I would suggest that tempting as it may be, we put the banana to one side for the moment and concentrate on perfecting the art of sitting quietly and behaving ourselves, at least until there is some sign of the now long-overdue economic recovery.
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