It seems that it is now possible - for those that find it necessary - to have all their personal small rotating devices attached to the small furry mammal of their choice by fully-trained professionals in the comfort and safety of their own home.
This is quite an improvement over earlier times where such tasks were often only performed by small trades-people who seemed - almost exclusively - to locate their professional premises in the most salubrious parts of the local commercial district. The kind of place where tattoo parlours, second-hand goods shops, pawn shops, porn emporia, lawyer offices, estate agents and other such enterprises of dubious legality and questionable ethical standards gathered together. Huddled together in worn-down, half-forgotten areas where only the brave or reckless would dare to venture after darkness fell. Places where streetlights, law and order, or even a nice cake shop, were little more than distant memories, met with cynical laughter tinged with regret.
So, now, as articles and features in fashion and style magazines featuring celebrity endorsement after celebrity endorsement raise its profile, it seems that having one's personal small rotating devices attached to the small furry mammal of one's choice is - at long last - escaping the dank ghetto of the dark and seedy and becoming respectable at long last.
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