There we have it, probably one of the least interesting things ever placed in front of a live audience at a televised Talent show, but viewing figures for this – the latest TV early Evening extravaganza have been higher than the actual UK population level, something which has delighted TV executive's but rather disappointed those mathematicians who like to believe in such numbers having a vague correspondence to reality.
However, despite the surreal viewing figures, this episode had proved conclusively that Britain's Got Pebbles is the television success story of this decade, easy out performing both Celebrity Rock Salt on Ice and The Brick, thus becoming the UK's most popular geology-based talent show.
Critics were at first sceptical that the viewing public would find talent shows featuring stones, rocks, pebbles and even house-bricks compelling entertainment. However, with the evidence gathered from other such programmes, it became increasingly clear that the viewing public would watch any old dross providing it was on in the early evening, it was fronted by a superannuated TV has been from the golden age of TV drivel assisted by a blonde with a cleavage and that the viewers could vote for or against something or other.
Thus was the success of Britain's Got Pebbles almost assured. Only time will tell however, if the format will go on to success in other countries and thus ensure that it continues to make money for its creators and therefore continues to appear on our screens for the next few foreseeable centuries.
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