Well, it is sometimes like that, although most of the time it isn’t. After all, something standing proud like that can be a bit awkward when trying to effortlessly manoeuvre one’s shopping trolley around the supermarket without inconveniencing too many other shoppers.
Although, it must be said that having the wife naked in the shopping trolley with her legs hanging out each side, does tend to attract more than the usual amount of attention, and not because of the special offer on the over-ready self-basting turkey crown she is clutching to her naked bosom as we career down the tinned goods aisle at a speed not normally associated with the weekly shopping trip.
The self-help books, though, do advise trying to come up with a few novel ideas to keep a long-term sex life from becoming dull and routine, and though it may – admittedly – veer towards the more unconventional, especially with the propensity for shopping trolleys to insists in going in every direction but the one you want them to so a bit of veering off-course is somewhat inevitable, we do believe we have – at last – discovered the ideal way to put the spark back into our love-life, especially when we use the cranberry sauce in a way not specifically shown in the ‘serving suggestion’ illustration on the label.
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