The title piece of this great new collection features an historical appreciation of the great car park theorist; Heinrich Von Rectangle, his life, work and tragic untimely end.
In over a hundred other essays, a wide variety of subjects of interest and fascination to the modern reader are also discussed:
The latest the latest European Union Working Time Directives .and how they relate to the employment circumstances of the undead.
In science, the ramifications of the Biscuit Tin Event Horizon are explored in an attempt to aid our understanding of the physical forces that make biscuits, pies and other such foodstuffs irresistible.
There is also some very exciting research with throws new light on the development and history of the spoon.
This book also features a report on the new TV phenomenon taking the world by storm that is Live Celebrity Woodworking.
An appreciation and celebration of the cult film: 2030: A Lingerie Odyssey which featured the world’s first lingerie-wearing supercomputer.
An essay celebrating the Victorian inventor who famously developed Spadgecock’s Wildfowl Distractor.
A look forward to what will undoubtedly be this year’s film of the year: The Penguin Always Eats Omelettes.
An appreciation of on of the forgotten classics of Romantic poetry in: Ode to a Stickleback and Romanticism.
A study of the role played by the British army’s use of camouflage pastry to bring about the end of the First World War.
Along with articles and pieces on other similar fascinating subjects, such as: Full-Frontal Cookery, The Great Cheese Conspiracies, International Celebrity Underwater Cheese Grating, The Sensual Arts of the Secret Accountancy Sect, The Unauthorised Use of a Banjo, Post-War Extreme Sports and much, much more.