Of course, in this Olympic year – concerned as we now are with the post-games legacy issues – the fact that she was Nuneaton and District All-Nude Pancake Ignoring champion was something that could not be glossed over when her misdemeanour was discovered by a tabloid press eager to regain some journalistic credibility. As well as that tabloid industry’s desire to feature several prominent photographs of an undressed young lady in the prime of her sporting prowess blithely ignoring pancakes under competitive conditions - which as connoisseurs of the sport know only too well – can only enhance the erotic appeal of the lady herself.
The fact that she had been caught out not utilising the regulation lemon juice on her pancakes was taken as proof that the Olympian ideals were no longer paramount in the minds of today’s young athletes, for whom sponsorship and other such mercenary attributes of their calling have now become more important to them - in what has now become a career - than mere sporting excellence.
However, for those of us who know and understand the true erotic nature of lemon juice, further comment has become more than superfluous, especially when contrasted with the subtle tactical awareness of the use of nudity in competitive Pancake Ignoring and the concomitant strain it inevitably places on the contestant’s elbows.
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