We have the banana, but that is not enough, not any more. We once thought that these days would be filled with fruit and some of the finest sandwiches known to mankind. Alas, though, it is not to be. You have worn the hat now and so we have to leave this place with our heads bowed and promise never to look upon these tadpoles again.
At least, not while anyone is looking, anyway.
Still we have our pogo-sticks and we know the way to Llandudno, so let us tarry no longer. It is time once again for us to don our Auditing Superhero costumes of Accountancy Man and his faithful sidekick Audit Girl and head out to do battle with those heartless super villains of the black economy. Those lawless brigands who hold all proper accounting techniques in contempt, along with the dire thereat to civilisation – and biscuits – as we know it that such an attitude entails. We are all that stands between them and their evil lax accounting techniques and the safety and security of the civilised world, so we’d better take some spare batteries for the calculator and fit a new blade to the pencil sharpener, for I fear there will be some mighty accounting to be done ere this night is over.
However, before we go we should see about making a nice flask of tea and – maybe – selecting a few choice examples of those sandwiches to take with us for the journey into the cold dark heart of the un-audited underworld.
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