Climate Change

It was hoped by certain environmentalists that the UK elections of a few years ago would bring about a change in the UK’s political climate. For a while now environmentalists have been worried about the increasing levels of dangerous stupidity in the political atmosphere. However, now environmentalists are disappointed that nothing seems to have changed at all.

It has long been known that left-wing politics does, almost inevitably, bring about an increase in political stupidity and idiocy, with environmentalists pointing to the ‘Loony Left’ and their nuclear-free zones and other such inanities that caused massive increases in global political-idiocy in the preceding decades. There are now fears that with the Labour Party turning itself into a ‘1970s Politics’ tribute act that we will see a return to those earlier levels of unsustainable political idiocy.

The political right has – of course – also been a net contributor to the amounts of political idiocy in the UK atmosphere, with it achieving sometimes dangerously high levels out in the Tory shires. Sometimes leading to outbreaks of ‘Give them all a damn good flogging,’ ‘Hanging’s too good for them,’ and even some case of ‘send them all back where they came from’ infecting otherwise quiet nice areas of the country and thus making these areas virtually uninhabitable for people with a ‘political-stupidity-free’ lifestyle and political-idiocy-neutral footprint.

However, since the new government has come to power, scientists are having to rework their political-climate models as the change of government seems to have had little effect on the amounts of political idiocy in the atmosphere, with even some reports of higher levels of stupidity, especially with reports of a dangerous increase in the common-sense hole in the ozone layer above the houses of parliament.