Somewhat Disconcerting

Obviously though, you have to make do with what you've got, after all complaining doesn't really get you anywhere, especially as the penguins have a habit of not really listening and a way of looking at you as though you are a fish, which can be somewhat disconcerting. However, it is not all doom and gloom, at least not until those aforesaid penguins work out how to open the sardine tins by themselves, that is.

Sometimes, I wonder if – after all – we are rather making too much of the penguins, after all they are flightless, despite their undoubted swimming abilities. I mean you only have to look at the difficulties the penguins have in your local supermarket steering their shopping trolleys, and reaching into the lower depths of the freezers to find the fish fingers. When all is said and done, it hardly seems like the abilities of any Master Race I've ever seen. Therefore, I would – tentatively suggest that the threat from the penguins has become a bit of a media panic and perhaps we should take the penguins attempts at world domination a little less seriously in future.

Having said that, though, I have noticed the very.. Very suspicious lack of penguin contestants in all of this summer's major sporting tournaments. Maybe, as some sports commentators have suggested that this is because the penguins are saving all their efforts for the forthcoming Olympic games, but I wouldn't be too sure about that.