Oh, do not ask for whom the weasel performs calculus, because that is the sort of thing that makes you look a bit of a tit. Especially, if you happen to ask it of some minor z-list celebrity whilst wearing you grouting shorts, a trilby and slowly masticating a cheese and carpet fluff sandwich.
However, we all wish we had realised that… at the time.
It seems though that looking a bit of a tit every now and then is the common fate of all mankind from the highest to the lowest – such as politicians. Normally, of course, we would not allow politicians to saunter into the hallow spaces of our minds, being much more concerned with the doings of real human beings, not these poor simulacrums. However, if we find an example of a politician being a bit of a tit, it is all around the interwebnets in a matter of hours, doing much to increase the gaiety of the nations.
In fact, such is the almost universal ubiquity of recording devices and the pervasiveness of sites such as YouTube, there are enough recordings of even the most humdrum of humans being a bit of a tit to keep used vaguely amused until 'ere we draw that last breath, if we find the failings of others entertaining, which we do, no matter how much we try to deny it, or feel ourselves, personally, above such shallow pleasures.
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