Some bloke who became quite well-known around the world for being quite good at hitting little balls with a stick, has now – it seems – gone back to hitting the little balls with a stick again.
Apparently, when it was discovered that the man liked to have sex with lots of women – most of whom he was not married to – this somehow had some kind of deleterious effect on his abilities to hit the little balls with a stick in some undefined and undisclosed way.
However, now that the man has promised not to get caught having sex with women he is not married to, apparently his ability to hit the little balls with the stick has magically returned.
Asked top comment on this stunning revelation, the world and his wife said: ‘Oh.’
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