Over the hills and far away is the land were the TUCtubbies play. It is a magic land where the money custard never stops flowing so that the TUCtubbies can wallow in their lovely happy public sector jobs dreaming of their lavish pension schemes and playing Diversity Outreach Coordinators all the long sunny day.
Tinkywinky, the leader of the TUCtubbies said yesterday that the stories put out by the Evil Nasty Tories were all wrong and it was naughty of the government to suggest in anyway that the TUCtubbies were using up far too much of the moneycustard and that some of them would have to go and find somewhere else to play at Five-a-Day Compliance Officers.
Tinkywinky said:
Eh-oh. The Naughty Tories want to stop everyone having any moneycustard at all, and we in the TUCtubbies all work very hard at making sure the poor and the disadvantaged do get some moneycustard so that they can buy themselves essential giant TVs and make sure they have enough takeaways to eat while they are busy surfing for videos of rude ladies on the internet, which makes them all far too busy to have time for a job, even nice cushy ones like ours where we play in the sun all day and dance around our handbags in a nice culturally-aware, gender-equitable and diversity-rich way.
Also we know for a fact that those in the private sector who work at the moneycustard mines really want to work longer hours and pay much, much more in moneycustard tax to keep all us in the TUCtubbies playing all day.
The TUCtubbies have warned that if the Naughty Tories do take all their moneycustard away then the TUCtubbies will have no choice but to go into a big sulk until the Fairy Godmother waves her magic wand and makes everything all right again in TUCtubbyland, so that the TUCtubbies can go back to playing all day long and the moneycustard never, ever, stops flowing.
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