Google+ A Tangled Rope: Registering a Complaint

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Registering a Complaint

Complaints department.

Even then, it was not unknown for her to take a firm grasp of the situation… usually by the neck. Or, if she believed the situation warranted it, by more intimate regions of her interlocutor’s body. Either way it brought more tears to the eyes than the first shift at the onion-peeling table in a pickling shed.

Of course, back in those days it was all a far more hands-on experience than modern technology allows, especially in those regions of the person specifically excluded from all end-user agreements and product licences. Except, that is, for some of the more probing applications and devices, which have a tendency to intrude upon the personal, often in quite inventive ways.

What, you make ask, has any of this got to do with the matter in question? Especially with the country in the midst of whatever crisis the politicians have managed to make into even more of a cock-up than it was before they involved themselves with it.

And well you may ask….

Although, if you want an answer you will need to invest in the Pro version of the app as doing anything useful with it is not available in the version given away with only modest advertising support. Although, users should be aware that some of the goods and services in those advertisements are not legal in many countries, especially those countries which take concerns about animal welfare more seriously than others.

After all, erotic porpoises is NOT a misprint as some have suggested, and many more have hoped.

Still, be that as it may a personal visit to the Complaints Department, in particular by one with such an… er… forceful personality as hers, is not always the wisest course of action. Especially by those - again such as her – who believe complaining about such things should always be a much more hands-on and memorably forceful experience.

Still, it only took seven police officers to escort her from the premises once the Complaints Department had registered her complaint. Those members of staff not taken away in the ambulance solemnly promised her an investigation into her complaint as soon as possible… once everyone had recovered.

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