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Thursday, March 10, 2011

DIY on the High Street

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Pulling back from the edge, the very precipice, of fully emulsioning a nearby supermarket manager can always be a danger to the integrity of the hamstrings, especially when not really in the most ideal position for the reversal, such as at the top of a set of stepladders. However, those familiar with redecorating retail staff, especially in a urban High Street will not be too unfamiliar with the pitfalls that do sometimes occur, especially when re-plastering an Estate Agent.

However, should you wish to approach a bank manager with a sheet of already pasted wallpaper, we would suggest that you follow the expert advice usually given in such situations and approach from downwind, preferably after the afternoon tea and biscuits have been presented.

However, stencilling an optician is probably best left to half-day closing, or if the retail sector in question no longer operates a half-day closing routine, then perhaps it would be best to wait until at least half an hour after closing time. This also, obviously, applies to any re-grouting that is considered necessary to any barber, ladies hairstylist or any other practitioner of the tonsorial arts, that is unless a complete re-tiling is considered, in which case dustsheets should always be used, especially in there is a Labrador or any other breed of retriever or gun-dog on the premises, of course.

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