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Monday, March 07, 2011

Antelopes For Dummies

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You may be the kind of person who keeps certain quantities of string in your vestibule for reasons that are best not gone into on such a forum such as this, especially if the gazelles are in an adjacent room, but still I would like to know if that is your own parachute.

However, should you wish to hold my pencil and stand next to an interior decorator on the railway station platform, would – politely – suggest you make sure the aardvark is not making its way down towards the indoor market at the time. This is because you know what a disconcerting affect that can have on the radishes, especially near the end of the 6 o’clock news bulletin.

Now, as we stand gazing forlornly out towards where the last of the social workers disappeared into the woods with the Stickleback diversity outreach co-ordinators and the flask of lukewarm tea we begin to feel that at last it is time to open our copies of Antelopes For Dummies and begin to read.

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